A Design for Life

I know we're supposed to appear all intellectual and polished on our college applications, but this is about as intellectual as it gets when you're drunk on insomnia and high on the rush of making a deadline...

presenting my DAY-IN-A-LIST:
-Filled in two bubbles wrong on a test; showed it to the teacher. He actually gave me points back, even when he announced to the class that he usually doesn't give points back. Honesty is key for that teacher. But anyway, it wouldn't logically make sense, the way I filled it in. I have no idea why I filled it in like that. Grade for quarter looks like a low A+.
-Research: I suck at dilutions.
-Submited application for the contest before the 11:59:59 EST deadline, at 11:59:58! Yes, I am that good. And that masochistic.
-Still unsure about whether he likes me or not.
-Got three cookies for the worth of one during eighth period. (Didn't eat them all though)
-Candy intake: five junior mints, a mini Twix, and a pack of M&Ms. Because I've just gotta get through tonight... (ah, there's the caloric compensation)
-F=ma